GASP!: Climate Change Causes Prostitution!

Another one for the 'exaggerated claims' dustbin. If you want to read even dumber proclamations, see the GASP! series and/or read the warmlist. They're good for a chuckle and will really open your eyes to how stupid this has all become (unless you're stupid yourself...in which case you're done). See previous entry where scientists are wondering where global warming went...get the picture?

Effects of climate change have driven women in communities in coastal areas in poor countries like the Philippines to risk dangerous jobs, and sometimes even into the flesh trade.

Suneeta Mukherjee, country representative of the United Nations Food Population Fund (UNFPA), said women in the Philippines are the most vulnerable to the effects of climate change in the country.

“Climate change could reduce income from farming and fishing possibly driving some women into sex work and thereby increase HIV infection," Mukherjee said during the Wednesday launch of the UNFPA annual State of World Population Report in Pasay City.

[From ‘Climate change pushes poor women to prostitution, dangerous work’ - Nation - GMANews.TV - Official Website of GMA News and Public Affairs - Latest Philippine News]

Baffled Climatologists Wonder Where Global Warming Went

Article speaks for itself; we've beat the La Nina and low sunspot theories to death on here. Meanwhile, myth-propping politicians and scientists continue on with the pipe-dream, as if they haven't noticed the 10-year drop in temperatures. If you're a Kool-Aid drinking moron, you're baffled right now. If you're like me--a denying scientist--you're not very baffled. We've seen BS before...we'll see it again: See Carl Sagan's Baloney Detection Kit.

Question: If temperatures started dropping in 1998, why is the media just now getting around to admitting it? Because they don't want to admit they were fooled.

Global warming appears to have stalled. Climatologists are puzzled as to why average global temperatures have stopped rising over the last 10 years. Some attribute the trend to a lack of sunspots, while others explain it through ocean currents.

At least the weather in Copenhagen is likely to be cooperating. The Danish Meteorological Institute predicts that temperatures in December, when the city will host the United Nations Climate Change Conference, will be one degree above the long-term average.

Otherwise, however, not much is happening with global warming at the moment. The Earth's average temperatures have stopped climbing since the beginning of the millennium, and it even looks as though global warming could come to a standstill this year.

[From Stagnating Temperatures: Climatologists Baffled by Global Warming Time-Out - SPIEGEL ONLINE - News - International]

Dr. Ian Plimer: CO2 not causing global warming

Another scientist sticks his neck out at which the 'consensus' will saw away. Hate to tell you folks who've been brainwashed by the leftist media, but there are thousands more like him who are keeping the mouths shut to avoid wearing the scarlet letter.

So, do you believe this professor? Or Al Gore? If your answer is Al Gore...why? Are you dumb, or something?

Professor Ian Plimer, a geologist from Adelaide University, argues that a recent rise in temperature around the world is caused by solar cycles and other "extra terrestrial" forces.

He said carbon dioxide in the atmosphere, widely blamed for global warming, is a natural phenomenon caused by volcanoes erupting.

[From Climate change 'sceptic' Ian Plimer argues CO2 is not causing global warming - Telegraph]

'Green' road tax per Km coming to Netherlands

I love watching Europeans do all these dumb things for nothing. I'm just waiting to see if our current moronic government will try something equally as stupid. They will...up to the point that they risk losing their precious jobs, which is already underway. Most Americans are conservative and don't like dumb BS. The conceit and arrogance of 'consensus' liberal scientists and politicians will just make Americans more angry; they'll take that anger to the voting booth.

The Dutch government said Friday it wants to introduce a "green" road tax by the kilometre from 2012 aimed at cutting carbon dioxide emissions by 10 percent and halving congestion.

"Each vehicle will be equipped with a GPS device that tracks how many kilometres are driven and when and where. This data will be then be sent to a collection agency that will send out the bill," the transport ministry said in a statement.

[From Netherlands to levy 'green' road tax by the kilometre]

Brits to be given personal 'carbon allowance'

I have but one thing to say to you liberals who will allow yourselves to be guilted into such malarky: Enjoy the government control over every aspect of your lives; you want it, you'll get it! Liberal governments will take every ounce of control you cede to them.

Lord Smith of Finsbury believes that implementing individual carbon allowances for every person will be the most effective way of meeting the targets for cutting greenhouse gas emissions.

It would involve people being issued with a unique number which they would hand over when purchasing products that contribute to their carbon footprint, such as fuel, airline tickets and electricity.

[From Everyone in Britain could be given a personal 'carbon allowance' - Telegraph]

Give Up Meat and Save Earth

Yeah, we've heard this one before. Good luck getting Gore to give up his steaks, you liberal goons. Meanwhile, I can't wait to have a cheeseburger for dinner; I can't wait to convert some carbon in my organic carbon body. LOL!

People will need to turn vegetarian if the world is to conquer climate change, according to a leading authority on global warming.

In an interview with The Times, Lord Stern of Brentford said: “Meat is a wasteful use of water and creates a lot of greenhouse gases. It puts enormous pressure on the world’s resources. A vegetarian diet is better.”

[From Climate chief Lord Stern: give up meat to save the planet - Times Online ]

LHC 'Being Sabotaged from the Future' ?!?

Just remember everyone, these are the same sort of "scientists" who, acting as part of the "consensus," proclaim global warming as a foregone scientific conclusion. LOL! Their giant piece-of-crap billion-dollar machine isn't working as advertised, so they resort to this excuse? I guess they stand nervous in front of their investors. Hey, they've got lots of excuses to explain away the failure of the global warming myth (e.g., revisionism via La Nina).

Wouldn't this mean that Higgs particles are sentient and are, therefore, halting their own discovery? This is science? I truly hope the world will awaken from its trance and understand that these so-called brilliant people aren't always brilliant. Some subjects...like particle physics and LONGTERM CLIMATE PATTERNS...will resist our pathetic attempts to understand them completely.   

Scientists claim the giant atom-smashing Large Hadron Collider (LHC) is being jinxed from the future to save the world.

In a bizarre sci-fi theory, Danish physicist Dr Holger Bech Nielsen and Dr Masao Ninomiya from Japan claim nature is trying to prevent the LHC from finding the elusive Higgs boson. Called the "God particle," the theoretical boson could explain the origins of mass in the universe — if physicists can find the darn thing.

The scientists say their math proves nature will "ripple backward through time" to stop the LHC before it can create the God particle, like a time traveller who goes back in time to kill his grandfather.

[From Large Hadron Collider 'Being Sabotaged from the Future' - Inventions | Patents | New Inventions | Innovation - FOXNews.com]